And remember how my facts were completely stupid and not about me at all?

Well, I also wrote real facts. Words without the mask of humour to hide their truth.

1. First of all, I am a natural redhead. Even though it's fairly obvious I thought I would say that seeing as people have asked me about it before.
2. Normal conversations don't do anything for me.
3. I hate people in general.
4. That most likely includes whoever is bothering to read this.
5. Actually, I hate everything in general.
6. Except alcohol.
7. And dreamless sleep.
8. Yes, I am online like 297346745273 hours a day.
9. I also read for most of that time.
10. I like being alone.
11. Most of the time, my speech is totally unrelated to my thought process, so, 'no, that is not all I think about'
12. I do not trust people.
13. I have a fucked up sleeping pattern. Particularly during the school terms.
14. I like to think that it is because I procrastinate everything, including waking up.
15. I hate waking up.
16. Or maybe it's because I feel the need to balance school and leisure so I don't go insane. More insane..
17. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if I was suffering from some random mental illness.
18. I don't like silence. Music is my background noise.
19. Weird things amuse me.
20. Pain is nice.
21. I am a pessimist.
22. I'm incredibly lazy, so therefore anything that requires effort is not worth doing.
23. I don't wear makeup 'cause I'm a whore (I'm not a whore =.=), I wear makeup because I hate how I look.
24. People that are stupid &/or happy really annoy me.
25. I'm not like you.

Satisfied?