DEAR DUMB DIARY
SHOOT ME 
Saturday Night (i.e. last night):Midnight to dawn (6am) @ Zone 3
With Drew, Nathan, Martin, Carl and several other people- After the first game, this girl was trying to sleep on the ground. So, you’d expect that she’d be pretty slow in the next game, right? Wrong. She was completely psycho. For most of the game she was chasing me and swearing at me. We asked her how she suddenly got so energetic and she said, “Because of the darkness,” or something like that. Lol. She’s energetic in the dark ;)
- Afterwards, she apologised profusely for swearing at me. She said she loves me (of course)
- Sometime within the next couple of hours she retreated to her car to sleep.
- Nathan was asking many stupid questions to the
(old&fat) guy that was working. At one stage he said he was waiting for him to ask him out. The guy said, “Unfortunately, I’m married.”
But then I think he said, “Nah, that’s just my excuse. Honestly, he’s too ugly for me.”
Lol, what a bitch.
- When that guy was making dancelike movements, Drew pretended to grope him.
- Okay, witch. I know you want to know about him. One guy playing
(that also works at Zone 3) looked like a witch. He has long witch hair and a crooked nose. While stroking his chin he looked like a witch. While making hand gestures he looked like a witch, casting a spell. When he slumped while walking, he looked like a witch. I told him several times that he looks like a witch. I think he was offended...
But OMG, Nathan didn’t even think that he looked like a witch. And Drew thinks he looks like one of the Aphex Twin guys... (Like the supposed little kids in the clip ‘Come To Daddy’)
- Anyway,
he is my new best friend. His name is Andrew and I have his number HAHAHAHA.
- Drew says we should make a real-life RPG in which Andrew is the witch. I dunno what I am o_o
The games... were so much better than normal ones.
- Standards – three teams, kill each other and each others’ bases.
- ‘Colours’ – pretty much three separate games. You only kill people the same colour as you plus the normal bases. If you kill people on the other teams then you lose points.
- Free for all – everyone has 6 lives.
- Vampire – Someone starts as a vampire. They have faster shooting speeds and get stunned for less time. Everyone else is a civilian with 6 lives. The first two people to lose their 6 lives become vampires.
- Predator – Like vampire, but the predator doesn’t infect other people. Their pack has no lights. My lovely witch friend was the predator. HE WASN’T A VERY GOOD FRIEND TO ME. Martin, Nathan, Drew and I were hiding, but he came and interrupted our orgy! How rude...
- Some other game – everyone has 6 lives, there are teams. A person from each team was picked to be a traitor, so pretty much their aim was to kill everyone, especially their own team. I was the traitor in this. I’m a terrible traitor... I completely died after like 2 minutes, and I only killed two of my team mates.
- Fortress – the light zone is the fortress. The game consists of a hostage, terrorists and a SWAT team. The terrorists and their hostage are in the fortress. The SWAT team aims to rescue the hostage. Every time they enter the fortress and are deactivated, they have to go back to the dark zone before they can keep shooting.
- A game in which we were meant to actually defend our bases. I think after a while everyone gave up defending them...
Reloads come into these games somewhere, but I can’t remember which ones. They’re starting to blur together. Anyway, with reloads, you don’t have unlimited ammo, so every 30 (or other amount) shots, you have to go to one of the three reload places and stand under the light.
Can’t remember any other games.
Aaaaah, so awesome.
Then, afterwards, we went to McDonalds. Who happens to be working at the cash register at that time? Ellie. Just after 6am. Haha.. Not sure if she saw me though.
Also, when we were driving past, there was some guy, in a suit, sleeping (dead?) against the fence with barbed wires surrounding that place...
Then when we were walking home from where Carl dropped us off, there was some super old man riding his bike. He had pretty sexy socks...
Anyway, that’s it. That took a longggg time to write. And I’m still not tired. Yet I sort of am... But I’m so awake. I slept for about an hour and a half last night before we went, but that’s it.
Also, the picture obviously isn't actually laser tag. But... Close enough?
Oh, did I forget to mention I pretty much mega-ly failed in all the games?
Labels: laser tag
